Brightest. Employee. Ever.

Home phone rings . . .

Eddie: Hello?
Idiot: Fedex.
Eddie: Um. Hello.
Idiot: Fedex.
Eddie: Hello Fedex, how are you.
Idiot: (more annoyed now) Fedex.
Eddie: I think I’ve got the ‘Fedex’ part, how can I help you.
Idiot: Fedex delivery.
Eddie: Are you trying to tell me that you have a Fedex delivery outside and you can’t figure out how to call the door entry system?
Idiot: Fedex.

And he’s allowed to drive a Fedex van? Really?

~ by eddie on May 21, 2008.