Random Text Message Conversation
The following text exchange took place Friday evening between some random New Mexico 505 number and Eddie:
505: Hey sexy hill whats going on how have you been
(why is punctuation being wiped off the face of the planet - bring it back, I really miss it)
Eddie: Um. Who is this?
505: HUH O MY GOSH YOU HURT MY FEELINGS, THAT HURT HILLIARY I CANT BELIEVE U IM SAD NOW
(first, why the caps lock, and second - the punctuation again. You see, I don’t know if ‘THAT HURT HILLIARY” or “THAT HURT, HILLIARY” or if your feelings were the ones that hurt Hilliary - I’m guessing the second one, mainly due to the earlier ‘hill’ comment, which I assume is your abbreviation for Hilliary, and I’m guessing that is supposed to be me. And am I supposed to be IM’ing Sad? Who is Sad? You see what I mean about the importance of punctuation now?)
Eddie: Well, I certainly didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. But the last time I checked, quite recently in fact, I’m not Hilliary, faaaar from being Hilliary
(as I was sending this, impatient 505 sent another message)
505: This is ay what did you do erase my number
(Your name is a grunting noise? OK…)
Eddie: Listen ay, I moved away, changed my name, and even changed sex. Take the hint.
End of conversation. I love random text messages.
Hilliary is not a name, it is a topiary.
Why is late night tv mocking me??? WHY???
poor person, you probably scarred them for life. not really. but it’s mad funny. thus why i don’t really like texting.
psst. late night tv can’t mock anyone. it’s on reruns.
Hopefully they will be scarred, lack of punctuation is no laughing matter. I know it’s just a text, but would the occasional comma hurt? Especially where it would allow better understanding of the sentence. And his/her name was ‘ay’ - that deserves a little mocking, surely.
Not all late night tv is reruns. And Eddie was informed of the mockeriness and he agreed - the tv was most certainly mocking me. Fucker.
“Fucker” is applied to the tv, not to random Espresso person - that may not have been clear.
Hahahahaaa - ouch, I laughed so hard when I read those comments, A’Hottie. Probably because I have no life, but still… Heheheheee.
i was almost going to respond “i don’t even know her” for comical value. but i did not.
sad pathetic tv. will it ever learn?