Grumpy McGrump
I’m in Florida for a 4-day tradeshow until Tuesday, and that makes me grumpy. I don’t want to be here. Yes, the weather is great. And yes, I do have a rather large jacuzzi in my ’suite’. But I don’t care, I want to be at home celebrating with HASWOE, but instead, I’m stuck with people from work who I don’t want to be with. So yes, I’m grumpy. And because I’m grumpy you may not hear from me for a few days. There is of course a good chance that you’ll hear a lot from me as I moan my way through the 4 days, as I’m doing right now.
And I have to be up tomorow morning at 6am to go to the tradeshow. And tomorrow is a Sunday - I don’t do 6am on Sundays. I guess it could be argued that it’s actually 7am as we put the clocks back tonight. It’s still early though, so I’ll be even grumpier tomorrow. And the Penguins blew another 2-0 lead to lose 3-2 tonight. That does not help with my gumpy mood. And A’Hottie and Daisy are going to Beer Olympics tonight, which sounds awesome, and I’m stuck in my hotel room, which is not awesome. It just doesn’t seem fair.
Bah . . .
It wasn’t that awesome - we ended up at IHOP and I am so full I might die. Yep, BLAMMO, that was me exploding. GROSS. I hate being this full.
AH - Thanks for making me feel a little less grumpy, or ‘gumpy’ according to my typo above. I can’t think about IHOP without thinking of Jim Gaffigan, “I’ve never seen anyone hopping after eating there. It should be “I-Can Barely Walk” or “I-Need A Wheelchair”. And it sounds like it’s true. Yay for exploding Hottie.
I think that you are just grumpy because your favorite coworker was able to avoid working this show.
And I still feel disgusting, 11 hours later. Why did I think IHOP was a good idea? I have seen Jim Gaffigan - I should have known better.
Hot Pocket . . .
Diarrhea Pocket . . .
And GOS, I do not have favourite co-workers, just favourite friends, one of who happens to be a co-worker.
Although not for much longer…
whos HASWOE?
Who is HASWOE? You mean to say that you haven’t read every post on the blog? Oh right, because you have a life. Understood. HASWOE is Hot And Sexy Wife Of Eddie. I guess I should be as cool as Daisy and start a “Who’s Who” column on the right to prevent further confusion. I’ll get onto that later today.
whose Ryan Adams while youre at it…
M. = go to itunes and immediately check out Ryan in all his glory. And Eddie, the Entourage section is verrry important.
Entourage section is up and running and is under ‘Eddie Stuff’. And I agree, go to iTunes and spend lots of money downloading all things Ryan.
I don’t have an entourage section. :(
you deserve one a-hottie. start with Murphy as the gatekeeper to entry to your entourage and then discuss those who have met his criteria.